Saturday, October 10, 2009 You've Come A Long Way Baby Contest

The Scrubs You'll Wear


You are now a nurse.

You're off to Med-Surg!

Please don’t wear a skirt!

Your scrubs are form-fitting,

But don’t fit too tight.

No colors for you,

They are whiter than white

Not making anyone guess

Who said gesundheit.

The back is stamped RN

Out in plain sight.

You have wireless on your head

And GPS in your shoes.

You can be found

Whenever they choose.

You'll scan up and down halls. Look 'em over with care.

About some you will say, "I don't need to go there."

With your head loaded with sensors and your shoes full of feet,

your legs are rested and don’t feel like concrete.

And, if it should happen

That your patient has a bug,

Your scrubs are woven with a bug-killing drug,

And sleeves that cinch up when given a tug

If your patients are resting

Or simply digesting.

Put your sensors on stealth

Cause quiet is good for their health.

With noise and beeps you’re not fed up,

‘Cause safety glasses are heads-up.

And, you’ll know what you need to know

Without information overflow.

And when things start to happen,

Don't worry. Don't stew.

The fabric is cooling

Keeping you fresh the whole shift thru.

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